GOT WOOD TOOTHBRUSH

                                                                                                                                                                                     @gotwood_tb

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It is my destiny to be a superhero hygienist planetarian. My parents are Mao bamboo, mindfully grown and harvested to compliment their surroundings. Only Yao Ming grows faster than bamboo. Historians say that my ancestors have been doing wonders in China for over 4000 years, symbolising freshness, purity and mercy. Damn, I come from some chillers. Turns out I'm not only antimicrobial, but my bamboo bristles are great to clean.

So that's what I am best at, I get right in your mouth and scrape for a living. Smoothly going in motions of all sorts controlling bacteria and keeping your mouth ready. I am also generous as fuck, I give 20% of my income to charities. When you need me I come to you on the bad-ass GotWoodMobile! Made from 100% recycled materials and natural-based inks. Dispose of me responsibly to make my existence worthwhile.

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